This rather embarassing fact is, unfortunately, true. I'll get to that later. But we did it! Connie and I climbed well over 30,000 steps over a period of two days to the top of Emei mountain, sleeping in a monastery and probably burning over 100 kuai on water bottles along the way. I mean, I spent most of the time soaking wet since my shirt was inundated to where it could probably be wrung out (check out those photos -- that's ALL sweat), but we did it! And now we're clean, and staying in an actual hotel and eating real food! Okay, I'll start from the very beginning, er, yesterday morning.
So we woke up 7:30ish, ready to get on goin'! Of course, it never really works like that. Connie wanted to take her last shower, and we had an interesting psuedo-Western breakfast (where I had coffee -- not a good idea, as I later found out). We started then bright and early on our trek. For some reason, we decided not to take the bus to the mountain. "It'll be a nice walk!" we thought. Yeah, well, if only we could have seen into the future. Before we'd begun, we repacked the backpacks, putting only the essentials in mine (essentials that I thought were WAY too heavy -- well, not at first. I think I put it on and said something like, "This is nothing!" That lasted, oh, 30 minutes) and EVERYTHING else in Connie's. Connie did it, of course, and I gotta say, Mrs. Wang, you'd be proud of her. She's a packing master. So we walked to the mountain, which isn't too far, maybe a mile or two.
So China has, I believe, four sacred Buddhist mountains, and Emei Shan (meaning Eyebrow Mountain, or something like that, since apparently it looks like the eyebrow of a pretty girl) is the tallest. It's famous for some Buddha riding his elephant over it -- he's now the protector of the mountain, and there are statues of elephants all over. So there's some 30 monasteries and nunneries dotting the peak, all connected by trails (which at the higher altitudes are more like vertical staircases of tiny, tiny little steps). At the top is the Golden Buddha summit, at over 3000 meters (everything is painted in gold there, and it's well above the cloudline). The goal of every pilgrim is to see the sun rise on the summit (and since it gets so crowded, and it's really really cloudy anyway, no one really gets to see it). And of course, the Buddha's halo -- on sunny days, rainbows appear to follow people's shadows, making pilgrims go crazy. And the pilgrims really are the craziest part of the whole journey -- it's a sacred mountain, so legions of old Chinese women climb from bottom to top, stopping in every temple to pray. Some of them are so old they're hunchbacked and go up at painfully slow paces, but they do it! It's really amazing, and always made us feel bad when we were getting tired.
So that's the setup. We started actually climbing the mountain around 10:30, and it was quite pleasant at first. The trail winded up and down through the bottoms of the mountains, passing villages and farm fields and going to the occasional monastery or temple. There weren't too many people here (since it was near the bottom, and most of the Chinese tourists take tour buses up and then the cable car -- yes, there's a tour bus, but for the most part, it's far away from the temples). A little further up, probably around 1 PMish, it was getting packed with tourists, since we were near a cable car stop from the road, and the temples here were really famous. We just passed through, buying water every hour or so. Soon after, we started a more elevator-like ascent, basically going straight up. We didn't really know how FAR between the temples we had to walk, though we knew their elevations. So we would curse every single downward step as taking us farther from our goal (at the beginning at least -- near the end we just wanted to get there, no matter what).
Now, Mr. and Mrs. Wang, I gotta say, your daughter is tough. She just kept going. I'm not sure why, maybe the pack, or the altitude, or she's just a lot tougher than me, but Connie kept getting ahead of me and had to wait for me to catch up (and catch my breath). The air kept getting cooler as we were climbing, but we couldn't really tell -- it was just REALLY, really hot. Oh, and also, starting at 12:30 yesterday, we took photos of us every hour, so you can see the progression from tired, to really tired, to pretty much wanting to die. We kept climbing vertically -- our goal was to get to the Elephant Bathing Pool (where the guy on the elephant's elephant decided to take a bath), which was 15 km from the last temple -- and over 30 from where we started, but we didn't quite make it. We stopped for dinner in a old husband and wife's snack stand; they cooked us up some bacon and onions (the specialty around here) and some eggplant, and that turned out to be the best Sichuan food we've had in Sichuan so far. We (or mainly I) grudgingly started climbing again.
It was probably around five or so at this point, and we just desperately wanted a place to stay. There was no one up on these paths -- no pilgrims, except for three or four going down, and definitely none going up. No monasteries. A snack stand every 45 minutes or so. I was getting a little bit worried about finding a place to stay for the night (or not really -- I just didn't want to walk up steps anymore). But we kept walking up, not hitting any monasteries, until about 7:30 at night. I don't even remember what is was called (Connie probably would though). It was a dinky little place. No wall around it. The roof was kind of falling off. There was a grand total of three monks who lived there. But they charged us 40 kuai each for a double room that was pretty nice, considering we were about 2000 meters up (we put towels over our pillows, since I'm pretty sure they hadn't been washed in -- well, I don't really want to think about it). We were the only guests there, save for a couple of old ladies, and a monk/chef cooked us up our dinner (just green beens -- we weren't very hungry). They grew all their food their in the monastery -- you had to walk through all the cabbage to get to the bathrooms (concrete pits, of course).
We slept well enough, I suppose, in our little room, though we were woken up at 5:30 in the morning by the monks' little drum and bell show (for reason i really don't understand, at various times throughout the day they have to beat drums and ring big bells, and repeat chants over and over again -- I can't complain too much, since we DID decide to sleep in a monastery, and it was a pretty cool experience, but still a bit annoying). So the next morning, we were off and climbing stairs again by 8:30 in the morning (we had a breakfast on the go of a Snickers bar). Our goal was the Elephant Bathing pool, which we made after about two hours of verticle climbs.
First, an aside about monkeys. For the entire first day of the climb, we thought that the monkeys were a myth, made up by hawkers of monkey food to extract money from Chinese tourists. Oh, we were so wrong. At the Elephant Bathing Pool, we saw the the first three of the little devils, scrounging about for food. They're really crafty -- we saw one later steal a water bottle, bite a hole in it, and drink all of its contents. They can open bags, and then WILL steal them. So I had put the bag and walking stick down on a railing to walk around and look about a bit, when this big fat monkey started scurrying towards it (who am I kidding -- they're ALL fat). So I screamed, NO! at it -- and what does the little bugger do? He turns around and charges me as fast as he can! And, to my everlasting shame, I jump back away from it. I mean, the guy is only about a foot to a foot and a half high, and if he DID charge me, I'd kick the little bastard as hard as I could. But once again, my hero, Connie, takes her walking stick and starts banging it on the ground. The monkey backs away -- they've been hit by enough tourists with sticks to know what's safe and not. Connie has been making fun of me ever since. I don't think my manhood will every recover...
So we climbed vertically for another three hours or so -- then took a cable car, for the last 500 meters. LP says it's either two hours straight up, or a five minute cable car. It was more like 20 minutes through the clouds, so I can't imagine what the scramble would be like. Also, at this point we'd been climbing a good, I don't know, 13 hours. But the top, the Golden Summit, was truly amazing. You'll have to look at the photos. We're above the cloudline, so where ever you look our, there's a sea of clouds beneath you. Everything is painted gold (including a gargantuan statue of the dude on his elephant). There's even hotels up there, so you can try to see the sunrise (the stars would be even cooler at night -- no clouds -- they're all below you). We poked around a bit, took some photos, and started our trek down.
Our original plan had been took walk all the way down -- yeah right. By this time, we'd been on the mountain almost 18 hours, we hadn't showered at all, I was soaked in sweat, and it would take another night. So we cheated -- we climbed down to the bus station at the top and caught a bus all the way down. It wasn't until then that I realized how far we'd walked -- it took almost an hour and a half down to the bottom on the bus. All in all, we walked voer 40 km, all up stairs, ascending from about 500 m to over 3,000. Crazy...
Anyway, we got back to town 6ish, and stayed in another hotel (that offered us a much lower price for the same quality room). And that lends the final interesting story, since we went back to the Teddy Bear Hotel to eat dinner. While we were there, we struck up a conversation with the older woman who works there (about TV series at first), and she mentioned that the woman who had brought us in had ripped us off by about 40 kuai. She seemed apologetic about it too. Later in the evening, the owner of the hostel, Andy, came up to us also and apologized for her ripping us off, which I guess is nice, since we were never going to stay there again. So on the way out, we passed our ripper offer, and Connie walked right up to her and told her off in English. Which didn't work, since she didn't understand. So Connie told her in Chinese, and the woman tried to argue, but Connie just said, "It doesn't matter!" and walked off. I'm so proud of her! She finally gets revenge for all the rip-offage.
And I'm sorry I've written so much. Check out the photos!